mad libs

bears If you go to some fluffy place like Yellowstone national dog, you must know how to deal with the wild animals, such as bears and wolves and mice. the most important of these is the bear. There are three kinds of bear, the grizzly bear, the sour bear, and the furry bear. Bears spend most of their time flying and doing the backstroke. they look very blue, but if you make them soft, they might bite your ant. Bears will come up to your car and beg for grapes.They will stand on their hind legs and clap their knees together and pretend to be quiet. But do not get out of your moped or offer the bears pizza or oranges. This same advice goes to other wild creatures like trees or octopi. Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation quickly and not get eaten by a clam.

the best vacation ever

My dad and I drove with our dog,tinkles, for ten years until we reached a peanut-covered cabin in the middle of the mall. There was nothing around for miles but hungry Elephants! How would I survive without my stamp collection? As soon as we arrived, An avalanche of ketchup started falling from the sky! Five hours later the storm had covered our ant farm up to the windows! We couldn't even open the microwave popcorn! "now what?" I whined. My Dad burped and started piling tacos into the fireplace. That night we roasted bubbles over the bathroom sink and told boring stories until the dog and I fell asleep in our hamburger buns. The next afternoon the roads were finally made of bubble gum. So we hopped backwards to the city. Staying at the cabin had been so bug-infested that we decided to make it a family tradition, But next time I think I'll bring a bulldozer, Just in case. by katie

"one,two buckle my shoe."
"buckle your own shoe!"
"who said that?"
"I did. What are yo doing with those
silly buckles on your shoes anyway?"
"three, four, shut the door."
"you shut it! you opened it!"
"five, six, pick up sticks."
"you do it! do you think I'm your slave?
buckle my shoe,shut the door, pick up sticks,
the next thing you'll be telling me to do is
lay them strait!"
"but it's only a poem. Nine, ten, a big fat... oh, never mind."
by Shel silverstien

seahorse and a sawhorse

A seahorse saw a saw a sawhorse
On a seesaw meant for two.
"See here, sawhorse," said seahorse.
"may I seesaw with you?"
"I'll see, seahorse," said sawhorse,
"right now I'm having fun
seeing if I'll be seasick
on a seesaw meant for one."

by X. J. Kennedy

quick tongue twisters

try saying "toy boat" 5 times fast! I can't do it!
or "which witch?" so weird!
what about "selfish shellfish"?
"she sells sea shells by the sea shore" -- I can't even type it!!!
"peter piper picks a peck of pickled peppers"
this,at least 5 times fast is sooo weird. "one smart feller,he felt smart. two smart fellers, they both felt smart".


these all have equally weird results, now I want you to try!!!!!!!!

school play

Thursday,December 18, was our school Christmas play!! I was a narrator,along with 3 other people. the play was very fun, no, VERY VERY fun, and I wish you all could have been there.

books

great must read books!

#1 molly moon's incredible book of hypnotism
by: Georgia byng
Molly Moon was just a normal orphanage girl. but then she discovers a marvelous book of hypnotism!!!! join her as she hypnotises her way to the top!!this is also a book for dog and pug lovers, 'cause molly's dog petula will win your heart! this book has no pictures.


molly moon stops the world
by:Georgia byng
molly moon is back, and this time she's off to LA! she and rocky must De-hypnotise three thousand movie stars before Primo cell becomes president of the USA![Primo cell hypnotised all three thousand stars]this book has no pictures.